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Bobby l'hippopotame ...

(cote titres pourris, c'est sur que je gagne la medaille !)
(cote posts pourris aussi, mais je vous oblige pas a lire non plus ;))

bref !
hier soir, au franprix, au rayon dentifrices, un petit a son pere : "j'aimerais bien etre un hippopotame qui s'appelle bobby."

pas "un hippopotame" mais "un hipoppotame qui s'appelle bobby".

j'en suis toujours pas revenue.
pis je suis jalouse.
moi aussi, aujourd'hui, j'ai envie d'etre un hippopotame qui s'appelle bobby.


liste ...

... decidemment c'est les jours "miss lezard dit tout sur elle" ... !
inspire de miss lulu (elle meme via lui (via lui (via lui (via lui))))
et comme tout le monde sauf elle ;), en gras ce que j'ai fait (avec eventuellement mes commentaires idiots)

1. Bought everyone in the pub a drink (avoir habite un temps en Ecosse ca aide pour celui la !)
2. Swam with wild dolphins
3. Climbed a mountain (quand meme !)
4. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
5. Been inside the Great Pyramid
6. Held a tarantula
7. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
8. Said "I love you" and meant it (et encore, et encore !!)
9. Hugged a tree (mais pas a Paris !)
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris (et meme des fois sans faire expres !)
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea (mais les photos sont toutes noires je peux pas vous montrer)(c'est encore plus beau en montagne, soit dit en passant)
14. Stayed up all night long, and watched the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights mais mon frere, oui, et j'irai en voir une avec lui !
16. Gone to a huge sports game (on est stephanois ou on l'est pas !)
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten my own vegetables (mais pas a Paris non plus !)
19. Touched an iceberg euh toucher un glacier ca compte ?
20. Slept under the stars (tout l'ete !!)
21. Changed a baby's diaper
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower (et dans le desert, la classssse !)
24. Gotten drunk on champagne (je vous dit que c'est pas un francais qui a ecrit le questionnaire !)
25. Given more than you can afford to charity
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope (merci papa)
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28. Had a food fight (et meme si c'est pas bien et que j'en suis consciente ;] )
29. Bet on a winning horse euh il etait pas gagant a la fin, mais il aurait du !
30. Taken a sick day when you're not ill (et meme si c'est pas bien et que j'en suis consciente ;] )
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight (ben quand meme !!!)
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Held a lamb (et meme, merci papa, ete transportee dans le meme sac qu'un agneau - en montagne sur le dos de mon papa !)
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip (enfin, si ca veut bien dire "prendre un bain de minuit" et si 23:45 et 00:53 sont des heures valables pour ca)
38. Taken an ice cold bath
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar (enfin meaningful ... j'aurais ptet du mettre non)
40. Seen a total eclipse
41. Rode on a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days (des petites semaines)
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors si les grands parents ca compte, alors oui
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment (tous les jours)
48. Had two hard drives for your computer
49. Visited all 50 states
50. Loved your job for all accounts (mais ca a pas dure)
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced (d'un tas de someone, meme)
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied (j'etais expatriee a brussel !)
53. Had amazing friends (je les ai toujours)
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Watched wild whales
56. Stolen a sign
57. Backpacked in Europe (ce questionnaire a pas ete ecrit par un europeen !)
58. Taken a road-trip (ca veut bien dire : prendre la route ?!)
59. Rock climbing 3 metres de haut ca compte ? je sais que monter, pas descendre ...
60. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice
61. Midnight walk on the beach (ah ah et comment j'aurais fait pour prendre un bain de minuit alors ?)
62. Sky diving
63. Visited Ireland
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love (c'etait meme un peu ma specialite a un moment)
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them (mais je mange a la cantine aussi !)
66. Visited Japan
67. Benchpressed your own weight benchpressed, non, mais lifted et porte, oui !! je faisais de l'aviron (oui bon en touriste !) et il a fallu porter le bateau jusque dans l'eau ... je suis sure que ca m'a encore plus ratatinee !!
68. Milked a cow
69. Alphabetized your records
70. Pretended to be a superhero (je le suis, je pretends pas !)
71. Sung karaoke
72. Lounged around in bed all day (et encore pire, pas seule ... chht)
73. Posed nude in front of strangers
74. Scuba diving non mais avec les palmes et le tuba, ouiiii
75. Got it on to “Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud (selon ma maman si vous l'avez pas fait vous deviendrez un psychopate)
78. Played in the rain (idem. Mais c'est pas parce que je l'ai fait que je vais pas devenir psychopate)
79. Gone to a drive-in theater
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it >:]
81. Visited the Great Wall of China
82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog not yet ...
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better (then dropped "something better" for windows again)
84. Started a business (a 12 ans et ca m'a rien rapporte et j'ai pas recommence !)
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken (d'un couillon)
86. Toured ancient sites (quand je dis que c'est pas un europeen qui a ecrit cette liste !)
87. Taken a martial arts class (judo ... y a bien longtemps ...)
88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight (ou ad&d ou dragonlance ou chtulu ou ...)
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie
92. Crashed a party
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have (arf !)
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95. Gotten divorced
96. Had sex at the office
97. Gone without food for 5 days
98. Made cookies from scratch (ben sinon a quoi ca sert une cuisine !?)
99. Won first prize in a costume contest
100. Rode a gondola in Venice
101. Gotten a tattoo ceux des malabars ca compte ?
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on (la peau de mon cheri, ca tombe carrement bien non ?!)
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
105. Got flowers for no reason (ben c'est moi qui me les offre !)
106. Masturbated in a public place
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything anytyhing anything ... si si des petits bouts
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug (ce qui compte c'est de plus l'etre !)
109. Performed on stage (non mais au spectacle de l'ecole ou au centre aere !)
110. Been to Las Vegas
111. Recorded music (ah ah pas la mienne !)
112. Eaten shark non mais du chameau, oui !
113. Had a one-night stand
114. Gone to Thailand
115. Seen Siouxsie live
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
118. Buried one/both of your parents
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off (a l'hosto ... non mais c'est quoi ces questions ?!!)
120. Been on a cruise ship
121. Spoken more than one language fluently (but i forgot)
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a check
124. Performed in Rocky Horror
125. Read - and understood - your credit report (forcee ...)
126. Raised children
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy ouh une idee geniale pour ce we !!
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did (enfin j'ai pas decouvert, je savais ...)
132. Called or written your Congress person
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over (je fais quoi a Paris ?!!)
134. ...more than once? - More than thrice? (je fsais quoi a Brussel ? !!)
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge non mais en voiture oui
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
137. Had an abortion or your female partner did
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
140. Wrote articles for a large publication
141. Lost over 100 pounds
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback (mes flatmates etaient bizarres !)
143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone's heart (et j'ai zero regret >>:] !)
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a T.V. game show non mais un voyage a me-da (amsterdam, quoi !)
149. Broken a bone (mes doigts)(en portant du bois pour ma grand mere !)
150. Killed a human being
151. Gone on an African photo safari
152. Rode on a motorcycle (passagere)
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph (sur l'autoroute, sur l'autoroute !!)
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol (pas sur du vivant hein !! que des cibles et des clay pigeons !)
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild (par politesse parce que je DETESTE les champignons)
157. Rode a horse
158. Had major surgery
159. Had sex on a moving train
160. Had a snake as a pet
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing (dès que ca roule-vole-navigue-se deplace, je dors)
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours (dès que j'ai plus de 38°c de fievre ...)
164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
165. Visited all 7 continents y en a pas 5 ?!!
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days (oui non mais pas en autonomie, avec l'ucpa, oh !)
167. Eaten kangaroo meat non mais du chameau oui !
168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169. Been a sperm or egg donor
170. Eaten sushi (et apres, mange du sushi avarie et maintenant plus jamais !)
171. Had your picture in the newspaper (le journal local hein !! quand ils font les photos de toute la classe hein !! ou de tout le centre aere hein !!)
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about (et fiere)
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions
175. Gone back to school
176. Parasailed ca veut dire quoi ? la hooonte je sais pas !
177. Changed your name j'ai essye en maternelle et la maitresse a pas voulu
178. Petted a cockroach
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
180. Read The Iliad (enfin j'ai pas fini mais j'avance)
181. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read (en permanence)
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them (le restau U et juste un jeu de couverts)
183. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating (non non du poisson !!! c'est tout !!)
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt je dois apprendre a le faire
187. Skipped all your school reunions (et je continue)
188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language (en Ecosse, en Tunisie, au Maroc, a Paris ... j'adore ca)
189. Been elected to public office
190. Written your own computer language
191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream (mais pas longtemps)
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193. Built your own PC from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
195. Had a booth at a street fair
196. Dyed your hair juste des meches
197. Been a DJ
198. Found out someone was going to dump you via Blogger
199. Written your own role playing game
200. Been arrested (non mais c'etait pas grave et c'etait meme pas moi)(pis c'etait dans une autre vie)


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